"Mr. Mulder would you care to explain why you felt it necessary to spray paint a giant orange X on the white board in Mr. Fennick’s sociology class this morning?"
"Uh. Well sir to be honest I was under the impression that I was experiencing a phenomenon where I had lost 9 minutes of time, usually associated with extra terrestrial activity. It uh…turns out I uh…I may have just dozed off."
"And Miss Scully I understand the spray paint came from you?"
"Yes Sir. Mulder wasn’t carrying a backpack Sir, so I offered to carry it for him. Sir."
"*sigh* You two are going to be the death of me you know that?"